breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

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epic-humor:

whateverhumans:

rootbeef:

gangstamickey:

being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs

being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket

being hot

 

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(Source: gizmoducky, via werebetterthanthat)

Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3

Don’t you hate it when your parent’s friends come over, and they bring their son/daughter.

sodamnrelatable:

Both parents think you two will be all:

But all you want is to be on tumblr like:

So you try to have conversation with him/her but there’s nothing to talk about so you’re just like:

So you tell them you’ll be right back, and you run to your room like:

And you go on your computer like:

Then you come back, and you repeat this throughout the time they are at your house. 

UNLESS the person is hot. Then you’re just like:

(Source: laughzone, via whygeorgiewhy)